lol remember when my cousin seeded this idea of liking 1d in my brain
lol
when i went to christian’s house today and ellen was on the tv
idk if it was him or his mom but whatever
anyway it was that moment justin bieber got the car
and out of nowhere christian’s like
‘they kind of have the same haircut.’
/dead/
lol i don’t know why i remember this all of a sudden, but there was this one time when i was probably in fourth grade that i got this chain letter that was all “if you don’t send this to 9302430498 people in the next thirty minutes, this evil white lady will be found on your ceiling at 3:30 AM to kill you.” and of course i was like, what, eight or nine and i was bugging the fuck out and i didn’t have time to send it because i had to go to religion class and all while my teacher’s talking about god, i was sitting there panicking because i thought i was going to die and i couldn’t go to sleep that night but i finally did, and when i woke up in the middle of night it was 4:00 and i freaked out and ran to my parents room to tell them i was alive
ms feng and her yamaha ex boyfriend luke and his yamaha motorcycle on the beach too bad they broke up and now she’s dating a cheating boyfriend who looks like a pedophile hmm why do guys date bitches lololol
things i’m doing tomorrow because it’s valentine’s day:
- Buying a tri-fold
- Visiting Bryan to give him his gift because he turns 1 tomorrow :)
- That’s it because I refuse to celebrate Valentine’s Day at my age.
what. the. actual. fuck.
Do you not see your name?
Your last name is Motor Mouth.
And your first name sounds like diarrhea.
So no. we should not talk.
Lol this girl has a picture with famous people on facebook
and I have no idea who it is
Hahahahahaha does this mean I’ve gone hipst3r~
da mainstream lyfe doe
if i can’t have either of you can you at least have each others babies or something
i like famous boys and food.
and not only do i master in the art of sarcasm,
but i also think i'm hilarious, except i'm not.
getting older does not mean growing up.
